East Northport
East Northport is a town that’s south of Northport, and the name was chosen because South Northport sounded like a bad joke. It’s like Los Angeles, with lots of Mexicans, Koreans, and people who do bad things. It’s flat and boring, but that’s just how it is.
East Northport is like LA, but with less traffic and more weed
Northport is San Francisco, and East Northport is just a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing
The town is flat, and the people are even flatter