East Grinstead
East Grinstead is a tiny town in West Sussex where all the girls are sluts and the boys think they’re kings. Kids act like adults and everyone gets knocked up before they finish high school.
My cousin moved to East Grinstead and now she’s pregnant and wearing a tracksuit 24/7.
My friend’s mum said her kid got pregnant by the mailman in East Grinstead. Real life, not a movie.
The kids in East Grinstead don’t even know what ‘normal’ is. They just think they’re special.