East Grinstead

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East Grinstead is a tiny town in West Sussex where all the girls are sluts and the boys think they’re kings. Kids act like adults and everyone gets knocked up before they finish high school.
My cousin moved to East Grinstead and now she’s pregnant and wearing a tracksuit 24/7.
My friend’s mum said her kid got pregnant by the mailman in East Grinstead. Real life, not a movie.
The kids in East Grinstead don’t even know what ‘normal’ is. They just think they’re special.
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East Grinstead is the worst kind of nigger lover. The place was the first to let black people in, so they think they’re better than everyone else.
My uncle said East Grinstead is like the black people’s version of heaven. He probably got kicked out of heaven for saying that.
My teacher called East Grinstead ‘the black people’s paradise’ and then got fired for being racist.
My cousin moved there and now he says he’s better than everyone else because of East Grinstead.
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