East Falls
East Falls is a neighborhood that thinks it's the next big thing, but it's just a bunch of old people and hipsters pretending they're cool. It’s got trails, hills, and a river, but no fast food, which is both a blessing and a curse.
"I moved to East Falls because I thought it was going to be like a fancy version of suburbia. Turns out it's just a bunch of people who hate TikTok.", @jessica_loves_trails
"The hills are real, the trails are real, but the people are fake.", @eastfalls_hater
"I live in East Falls and I still don’t know what the Loop is, but I’m not gonna question it.", @mike_just_wants_pepsi