East Falls

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East Falls is a neighborhood that thinks it's the next big thing, but it's just a bunch of old people and hipsters pretending they're cool. It’s got trails, hills, and a river, but no fast food, which is both a blessing and a curse.
"I moved to East Falls because I thought it was going to be like a fancy version of suburbia. Turns out it's just a bunch of people who hate TikTok.", @jessica_loves_trails
"The hills are real, the trails are real, but the people are fake.", @eastfalls_hater
"I live in East Falls and I still don’t know what the Loop is, but I’m not gonna question it.", @mike_just_wants_pepsi
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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East Falls is the worst place to live in Philly. The kids are loud, the drugs are strong, and the only thing that keeps people from moving out is the hope that things will get better.
"My kid came home with a bag of pills and a death threat. I’m moving to Center City.", @mom_of_2
"East Falls is like a drug dealer’s dream and a parent’s nightmare.", @teacher_dad
"The only reason I stay is because the drug dealer down the street gives me free snacks.", @eastfalls_survivor
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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