East End Accountant
A smug, overpaid twerp who thinks he knows your life, but he’s just a man with a spreadsheet and a big ego.
He told me I was going to be a millionaire by next month, but I’m still trying to pay my phone bill.
He said my business was going to explode, but it just exploded in his face.
He gave me a tax strategy that made my head hurt more than my ex.