East End Accountant

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A cocky prick who talks out of his arse and thinks he's the best at numbers, but he's just full of hot air.
He told me I was wasting my money on a holiday, but he’s the one who lost his job.
He said he could fix my taxes in five minutes, then took three hours just to add up the numbers.
He gave me a tax return that had more errors than a drunk man's spelling test.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A loudmouth twat who thinks he's a financial genius, but he's just a man with a calculator and a big mouth.
He told me I should invest in a gold bar, then spent his own money on a gold-plated pen.
He said I was going to be rich by next year, but I'm still paying rent.
He gave me advice on how to save money, then bought a whole restaurant for his dinner.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A smug, overpaid twerp who thinks he knows your life, but he’s just a man with a spreadsheet and a big ego.
He told me I was going to be a millionaire by next month, but I’m still trying to pay my phone bill.
He said my business was going to explode, but it just exploded in his face.
He gave me a tax strategy that made my head hurt more than my ex.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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