East Colorado
East Colorado is so boring it makes you want to cry. There’s nothing but flat fields and people who think they’re the most important people in the world because they drink Coors Banquet.
My friend’s from East Colorado and he says it’s the best place ever. I think he’s lying.
My dog hates East Colorado because there are no hills to run on.
My teacher’s mom’s brother’s cousin lives in East Colorado and now he’s famous for being normal.