East Colorado

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East Colorado is the worst place on Earth. It’s like a desert made by a toddler who spilled red paint and didn’t care. All the people there are just loud, stupid, and think Coors Banquet is a fancy drink.
My cousin lives in East Colorado and says it’s the best place ever. I think he’s on something.
My teacher’s from East Colorado and keeps saying ‘It’s just a simple life.’ I want to scream.
My uncle got stuck in East Colorado and now he talks like he’s from there too.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Colorado is like a farm where everyone’s related and the only fun you get is watching the government ignore the roads and give free massages to people who don’t even want them.
My mom moved to East Colorado and now she says she’s happy. I don’t believe her.
My brother got a free massage in East Colorado and now he thinks it’s normal.
My cousin’s friend’s uncle’s dog lives in East Colorado and it’s the best life he’s ever had.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Colorado is so boring it makes you want to cry. There’s nothing but flat fields and people who think they’re the most important people in the world because they drink Coors Banquet.
My friend’s from East Colorado and he says it’s the best place ever. I think he’s lying.
My dog hates East Colorado because there are no hills to run on.
My teacher’s mom’s brother’s cousin lives in East Colorado and now he’s famous for being normal.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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