East Coast Shipping
East Coast Shipping is when you buy something, and the seller throws it at you like it’s a curse. If you're lucky, it arrives in one piece. If not, you’re just sad.
I ordered a lamp and got a foot. No explanation. Just a foot.
My new TV came with a note that said, 'This is the last time I’m doing this.'
I got a box with my order and a letter from the delivery guy who was just crying inside.