East Coast Shipping

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When you buy something online and the seller throws it at you like it’s a curse, and East Coast Shipping is just the fancy name for getting yelled at by a delivery guy who’s already had his coffee.

I ordered a couch and it arrived in three pieces. I’m still figuring out which one is the main one.

My package came with a note that said, 'Don’t thank me, I just did my job.'

I got a pizza box and a thank-you note from the delivery guy who probably hates his life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Coast Shipping is when you buy something, and the seller throws it at you like it’s a curse. If you're lucky, it arrives in one piece. If not, you’re just sad.

I ordered a lamp and got a foot. No explanation. Just a foot.

My new TV came with a note that said, 'This is the last time I’m doing this.'

I got a box with my order and a letter from the delivery guy who was just crying inside.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Coast Shipping is like when the seller says, 'You got it,' and then the delivery guy shows up with your order and your hopes crushed.

I ordered a chair and got a chair. But it was upside down. I don’t know why.

My package came with a note that said, 'I’m not your enemy, but I’m not your friend either.'

I got a box that said 'Open me' and it was just my old sock. What even is this?

by Slangipedia 14d ago