east coast demon - a person who's too lazy to go to bed and too proud to admit

a person who's too lazy to go to bed and too proud to admit they're talking to people who are already up

'I'm not lazy. I'm an east coast demon. You're just a west coast coward.'

I stayed up to talk to my friend. I'm not lazy. I'm an east coast demon.

I'm not talking to you because I'm tired. I'm talking to you because I'm an east coast demon.