east coast demon

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a smelly, sleep-deprived person from the east coast who thinks it's cool to talk to friends on the west coast at 2 a. m. while they're still in pajamas

'Bro, why are you texting me at 2 a. m.?' 'Because I'm an east coast demon, and I can't sleep.'

My mom thinks I'm possessed because I'm talking to my friend at 3 a. m. on a Sunday.

I'm not tired. I'm just an east coast demon. You're just a normal human.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a person who thinks they're special because they stay up late to chat with people who are already awake

'You think you're special? I'm an east coast demon. You're just a west coast zombie.'

I'm not tired. I'm just being an east coast demon. You're just being a west coast failure.

My friend called me at 1 a. m. I'm not a failure. I'm an east coast demon.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a person who's too lazy to go to bed and too proud to admit they're talking to people who are already up

'I'm not lazy. I'm an east coast demon. You're just a west coast coward.'

I stayed up to talk to my friend. I'm not lazy. I'm an east coast demon.

I'm not talking to you because I'm tired. I'm talking to you because I'm an east coast demon.

by Slangipedia 5d ago