East Coast Chic
East Coast Chic is when you dress like you’re rich and have never heard of the word 'casual', even if you're wearing a shirt that says 'I survived lunch.'
He showed up in a suit and said, 'This is my casual look.' I asked if he had a 'formal' look and he said, 'That’s when I cry.'
My cousin wore a shirt that said 'I survived lunch' and called it 'East Coast Chic.' I asked if it was a brand, and she said, 'It’s a lifestyle.'
She wore a blazer to the grocery store and said, 'I didn’t come here to be casual, I came here to be powerful.' I bought cereal for her.