East Coast Chic

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East Coast Chic is when you wear old money clothes like a boss and act like you’ve never seen a messy hair day in your life, even if you’re wearing a shirt that smells like old pizza.
My cousin tried to be East Coast Chic by wearing a tie with a pizza stain. It looked like a crime scene.
She showed up to the party in a blazer and said 'I don’t do casual.' I asked if that meant she didn’t do pants either.
He wore a button-up shirt to the gym and called it 'a power move.' It was a power move to get a funny look.
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If you’re East Coast Chic, you look like you stepped out of a rich kid’s closet and probably still smell like the inside of a fancy shoe.
My aunt showed up in a $500 blazer and said, 'I don’t wear clothes, I wear status.' Then she spilled coffee on it.
He wore a suit to a basketball game and acted like it was a fashion show. It was a disaster show.
She took a selfie in a dress that cost more than my car and said it was 'just Tuesday.' It was Tuesday and I was sad.
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East Coast Chic is when you dress like you’re rich and have never heard of the word 'casual', even if you're wearing a shirt that says 'I survived lunch.'
He showed up in a suit and said, 'This is my casual look.' I asked if he had a 'formal' look and he said, 'That’s when I cry.'
My cousin wore a shirt that said 'I survived lunch' and called it 'East Coast Chic.' I asked if it was a brand, and she said, 'It’s a lifestyle.'
She wore a blazer to the grocery store and said, 'I didn’t come here to be casual, I came here to be powerful.' I bought cereal for her.
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