East Christmas
A place so remote it might as well be a jail for people who don’t know where they’re going. Using it usually means you’re clueless and probably never been there.
'I’m moving to East Christmas. My mom said it’s the best place in the world. I said it’s probably the worst.'
'He said he’s going to East Christmas for vacation. I said, ‘You’re going to jail, bro.’
'My cousin said she lives in East Christmas. I said, ‘You live in a different universe.’