East Christmas

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A place so far away it might as well be on another planet. People who say it usually have no idea where it is and sound like they just woke up from a coma.

'I’m going to East Christmas? What even is that? I’ve never heard of it.'

'He said he’s from East Christmas. I asked him if that’s near here. He looked at me like I was a brain-dead donkey.'

'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I asked if that’s a real place. She said it is. I said I don’t believe her.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place so remote it might as well be a jail for people who don’t know where they’re going. Using it usually means you’re clueless and probably never been there.

'I’m moving to East Christmas. My mom said it’s the best place in the world. I said it’s probably the worst.'

'He said he’s going to East Christmas for vacation. I said, ‘You’re going to jail, bro.’

'My cousin said she lives in East Christmas. I said, ‘You live in a different universe.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place so far away it might as well be the end of the earth. People who use it usually have no idea what they’re talking about and probably got it wrong.

'I asked my friend where he’s from. He said East Christmas. I asked if that’s a real place. He said it is. I said it’s not.'

'She said she’s going to East Christmas for her birthday. I said, ‘You’re getting buried in snow, not celebrating.’

'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I said, ‘That’s not a place. That’s a lie.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place so unknown it might as well be a secret prison. People who say it are either clueless or just trying to sound cool and failing.

'He said he’s from East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re in a secret prison, bro.’

'My cousin said she’s going to East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re going to a place no one knows about.’

'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I said, ‘That’s not a place. That’s a joke.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place so far away it might as well be the moon. People who use it either never been there or just make it up to sound fancy.

'I asked my friend where he’s from. He said East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re from the moon.’

'She said she’s going to East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re going to the moon, not the mall.’

'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I said, ‘That’s not a place. That’s a lie from the moon.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago