East Christmas
A place so far away it might as well be the end of the earth. People who use it usually have no idea what they’re talking about and probably got it wrong.
'I asked my friend where he’s from. He said East Christmas. I asked if that’s a real place. He said it is. I said it’s not.'
'She said she’s going to East Christmas for her birthday. I said, ‘You’re getting buried in snow, not celebrating.’
'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I said, ‘That’s not a place. That’s a lie.’