East Catholic
East Catholic is a school where parents pay $12,000 for kids to get Cs, everyone juuls like it’s a religion, and sitting in your car for five minutes feels like a crime.
My friend got caught juuling in the hallway and got a detention for being too cool.
I tried to sit in my car for five minutes and got yelled at by a teacher who thought I was planning a robbery.
My brother got a C in math and cried in the hallway like it was the end of the world.