East Catholic

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East Catholic is where rich snobs wear cheap brand clothes, drive fancy cars, pray like they’re in a holy war, and think getting a C is a miracle. They own everything and pretend they’re cool by wearing clogs.

My cousin got a Tiffany ring for an A in Spanish. I got a B and got yelled at by a nun.

I saw a kid walk into the cancer box with a Louis Vuitton sandal and a Coach backpack.

My mom works at a deli and still pays $12,000 for me to get Ds.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Catholic is when a guy jizzes on a submarine sandwich, shoves half in a vag and half in an ass, and hopes it tastes like tomato juice and hope.

My brother tried that and got expelled for making a sandwich look like a crime scene.

At lunch, someone tried to eat the sandwich and threw up in the trash can.

The principal said it was the most disgusting thing since the day the school got a new carpet.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Catholic is a school where parents pay $12,000 for kids to get Cs, everyone juuls like it’s a religion, and sitting in your car for five minutes feels like a crime.

My friend got caught juuling in the hallway and got a detention for being too cool.

I tried to sit in my car for five minutes and got yelled at by a teacher who thought I was planning a robbery.

My brother got a C in math and cried in the hallway like it was the end of the world.

by Slangipedia 14d ago