east brunswick
East Brunswick is the best Brunswick, and the others are just sad little brothers. It’s full of Jews, and even the non-Jews are called Pseudo-Jews. The town mascot is a bear, and the little brother is Milltown, who’s just there to pay taxes and get yelled at.
EB is the best, and everyone else is just a disappointment.
Why is Milltown even a thing? It’s like a second-rate town just to make East Brunswick feel superior.
EB is the bear of the Brunswicks, and the others are just the little brother who always gets picked on.