east brunswick

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East Brunswick is a tiny, crowded hellhole in New Jersey filled with Jews, Indians, and Spaniards who all think they're the best. The only things to do are drugs, sex, and sitting in the Brunswick Square Mall for hours. The schools are a disaster, and the town is so boring, even the parents hate it.
I live in East Brunswick and I swear, if I have to go to the mall one more time, I'm gonna cry.
My mom works in NYC, but she still says East Brunswick is the worst place on Earth.
Why do we have four different schools for kids who are all stuck in the same town? Who even knows?
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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East Brunswick is the best Brunswick, and the others are just sad little brothers. It’s full of Jews, and even the non-Jews are called Pseudo-Jews. The town mascot is a bear, and the little brother is Milltown, who’s just there to pay taxes and get yelled at.
EB is the best, and everyone else is just a disappointment.
Why is Milltown even a thing? It’s like a second-rate town just to make East Brunswick feel superior.
EB is the bear of the Brunswicks, and the others are just the little brother who always gets picked on.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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East Brunswick is a town full of kids who dye their hair black, smoke pot, and make up fake gangs. The school system is a nightmare, and no one understands it. The girls are either sluts or prudes, and the boys are all dicks or too emo to be useful.
I dye my hair black every week, just to fit in with the mall rats.
My school system is so messed up, I think I’m in the wrong state.
Why do I have to sit through 10 different schools when I could just be in one?
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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East Brunswick is a town with way too many Chinese and Indian people, and almost 5% of all Jews in the world. The mall is huge, and everyone just walks around it like it’s their life goal. Kids call cigarettes 'bogey,' and the mall cops are always trying to catch you for sitting too long.
Why is the mall the most important thing in this town? I swear, I could walk around it forever.
I call my cigarette a bogey, and no one understands me.
The mall cops are the worst. They always catch you for something stupid.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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East Brunswick is a town full of assholes who think they're the best. Everyone else is just a bunch of losers who don't matter.
I live in East Brunswick and I swear, everyone thinks they're the best.
Why does everyone here think they're better than everyone else?
I just want to be a loser and not have to deal with all this fake confidence.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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East Brunswick is the most pussy of the Brunswicks. The school system is so messed up, people from other towns just stare in disbelief. The kids act like they're twelve, and all they do is smoke pot at the mall.
East Brunswick is the most pussy, and everyone knows it.
Why do the schools here suck so much? It's like we're being tortured.
All the kids here just smoke pot and sit at the mall. What even is life?
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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East Brunswick is a rich town full of Jews, Asians, and Italians. The high school is the typical one with hot girls and jocks, and everyone thinks they're the best.
East Brunswick is the richest of all the Brunswicks, and everyone knows it.
The high school here is the typical one with the hottest girls and the most jocks.
Why do everyone here think they're the best? It's annoying.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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