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A C. O. D. god who laughs at your failures and helps you when you’re barely hanging on. They might swear at you, but it’s just because they care.
You mess up. They say, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'
You ask for help. They say, 'Fine, but I’m charging you.'
They swear at you for being distracted by a cat. Then they help you win.