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A snipe god who plays C. O. D. like it's their job. They laugh at your mistakes and will help you if you beg like a sad puppy. They might yell at you but only because they care.

You die 10 times. They laugh. 'You’re like a baby.'

You ask for help. They say, 'Fine, but I’m not doing your homework.'

They yell at you for being distracted by a meme. Then they help you win.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who can snipe you from a mile away and still find time to make fun of your choices. They’re smart, responsible, and will probably save your life one day.

You snipe them. They snipe you back. 'You’re not even trying.'

You’re lost in the game. They find you and say, 'You’re like a lost dog.'

They save your life and then mock you for it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A C. O. D. god who laughs at your failures and helps you when you’re barely hanging on. They might swear at you, but it’s just because they care.

You mess up. They say, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'

You ask for help. They say, 'Fine, but I’m charging you.'

They swear at you for being distracted by a cat. Then they help you win.

by Slangipedia 4d ago