easitycheesityphobia - being so scared of Easy Cheese you'd rather get stabbed than

being so scared of Easy Cheese you'd rather get stabbed than eat it

I'd take a bullet to the brain before I'd eat another Easy Cheese

My mom says I have this phobia because I once cried when I saw a Easy Cheese in the fridge

I screamed like a baby when my brother opened a Easy Cheese at lunch