easitycheesityphobia

I'd take a bullet to the brain before I'd eat another Easy Cheese

My mom says I have this phobia because I once cried when I saw a Easy Cheese in the fridge

I screamed like a baby when my brother opened a Easy Cheese at lunch

I had a nightmare about Easy Cheese last night and I woke up screaming

My friend ran out of the room when I pulled out a Easy Cheese

I wouldn't eat Easy Cheese even if it was the last food on Earth

I'd go to jail for a year just to avoid eating Easy Cheese

My teacher said I have this phobia because I refused to eat Easy Cheese at snack time

I threw my Easy Cheese across the room like it was the devil himself