Easian
Easian means you're from East Asia and you probably know how to fight, cook, and insult people all at the same time.
My Easian brother beat me up for not doing my homework.
My Easian friend said I’m 'too weak for this world' because I can’t lift a bag of rice.
My Easian neighbor called me a 'disgrace to the West' for not knowing how to use a fan.