Easian

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Easian is a person from East Asia who probably knows how to do karate and eat rice with their hands while you’re still learning how to use a fork.
My cousin is Easian. She can cook 10 different types of noodles and still insults me in Chinese.
I asked my Easian friend for help with math. He said, 'You’re not even close to passing.'
My Easian neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn on Sunday. He said, 'You’re disrespecting the weekend!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easian means you're from East Asia and you're probably the reason your friend failed geometry because you keep making fun of their math skills.
My Easian teacher gave me a D because I laughed too hard at his jokes.
My Easian uncle called me a 'dumb American' for not knowing how to use chopsticks.
My Easian friend said I’m 'a disgrace to the West' for not knowing how to read kanji.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easian is someone from East Asia who eats dumplings for breakfast and still has the energy to mock you for not knowing the difference between a kimchi and a taco.
My Easian coworker said I was 'too slow for this job' because I took 10 minutes to make coffee.
My Easian friend told me I ‘don’t know the meaning of effort’ because I can’t do 10 push-ups.
My Easian neighbor called me a ‘lazy American’ for not cleaning my yard.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easian means you're from East Asia and you probably know how to fight, cook, and insult people all at the same time.
My Easian brother beat me up for not doing my homework.
My Easian friend said I’m 'too weak for this world' because I can’t lift a bag of rice.
My Easian neighbor called me a 'disgrace to the West' for not knowing how to use a fan.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easian is a person from East Asia who probably eats noodles for every meal and still has time to laugh at your bad jokes.
My Easian cousin said I’m ‘too American’ because I eat pizza for breakfast.
My Easian friend called me a ‘dumb kid’ for not knowing how to use chopsticks.
My Easian neighbor said I’m 'too slow' for this world because I take 10 minutes to get dressed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easian is someone from East Asia who probably knows how to do karate, speak four languages, and still has time to make fun of you for not knowing your multiplication tables.
My Easian friend said I’m 'too dumb for this class' because I can’t do basic math.
My Easian uncle called me a 'lazy American' for not cleaning my room.
My Easian neighbor said I’m 'too slow for this world' because I take 10 minutes to eat breakfast.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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