Easian
Easian means you're from East Asia and you're probably the reason your friend failed geometry because you keep making fun of their math skills.
My Easian teacher gave me a D because I laughed too hard at his jokes.
My Easian uncle called me a 'dumb American' for not knowing how to use chopsticks.
My Easian friend said I’m 'a disgrace to the West' for not knowing how to read kanji.