Earzeb
Earzeb is when a guy turns someone's ear into a meat sandwich and eats the whole thing like it's a burger.
My uncle did earzeb on my cousin during a family trip. It was like a food fight.
He did earzeb on his sister while she was eating breakfast. She threw her cereal at him.
I saw my neighbor do earzeb on his dog. The dog ran around the block like it was a race.