Earzeb

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Earzeb is when a guy shoves his meat into someone's ear and goes full beast mode until he explodes like a firecracker.

My uncle did earzeb on my cousin during a family reunion. It was like a horror movie.

He did earzeb on my mom while she was cooking. The whole house smelled like regret.

I saw my neighbor doing earzeb on his dog. The dog looked confused but still happy.

Earzeb is when a guy uses his ear like a toilet and dumps his cum inside it like it's a trash can.

My friend did earzeb on his teacher. She gave him a D for disrespect.

He did earzeb on his grandma during Thanksgiving. She still hasn't forgiven him.

I saw my brother doing earzeb on his pet goldfish. The fish died from shock.

Earzeb is when a guy sticks his pecker in someone's ear and goes on a wild ride until he shoots out like a cannon.

My cousin did earzeb on his crush during the prom. He got expelled.

He did earzeb on his mom while she was sleeping. She woke up screaming.

I saw my friend do earzeb on his dog. The dog started barking like a madman.

Earzeb is when a guy turns someone's ear into a meat locker and fills it with his cum like it's a vending machine.

My uncle did earzeb on my aunt during the Super Bowl. It was like a commercial break.

He did earzeb on his sister while she was taking a shower. She turned the water on full blast.

I saw my neighbor do earzeb on his cat. The cat ran away and never came back.

Earzeb is when a guy uses someone's ear like a sock and stuffs his cum in there like it's a sock drawer.

My friend did earzeb on his teacher during a pop quiz. He got a zero.

He did earzeb on his mom while she was watching TV. She didn't notice until later.

I saw my brother do earzeb on his dog. The dog started wagging his tail like it was a party.

Earzeb is when a guy turns someone's ear into a meat sandwich and eats the whole thing like it's a burger.

My uncle did earzeb on my cousin during a family trip. It was like a food fight.

He did earzeb on his sister while she was eating breakfast. She threw her cereal at him.

I saw my neighbor do earzeb on his dog. The dog ran around the block like it was a race.