earwax buddys
You’re sharing headphones with someone who might be a wax beast. They yank the headphones out so fast you trip over your own feet and end up with both earplugs mixed up like a jumbled mess in your head.
My friend pulled the headphones so hard I tripped and spilled my soda all over my pants.
I got both earplugs mixed up and now my ears are screaming at me.
I was trying to figure out which earplug went where and my brain short-circuited.