earwax buddys

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When you let a friend borrow your headphones and they’re either a wax monster or a wax ghost. You end up with a mess in your ears because they yank the earphones out like they’re trying to rip your head off and you’re too confused to figure out which one is yours.

My friend pulled the earphones out so hard I thought my ears were going to pop.

I got both earphones mixed up and now I sound like a raccoon with a cold.

I tried to untangle my earphone and it looked like a spaghetti noodle fight.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You try to share headphones with a person who might be covered in earwax. They stand up like a maniac and yank the headphones out, leaving you scrambling like a rat in a trash can to get your earplug before it’s too late.

I was halfway through my song when my friend yanked the earphones out like I was stealing them.

I grabbed the wrong earplug and now my left ear is screaming.

I dropped my earplug and it rolled under my bed like it was trying to hide from me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You’re sharing headphones with someone who might be a wax beast. They yank the headphones out so fast you trip over your own feet and end up with both earplugs mixed up like a jumbled mess in your head.

My friend pulled the headphones so hard I tripped and spilled my soda all over my pants.

I got both earplugs mixed up and now my ears are screaming at me.

I was trying to figure out which earplug went where and my brain short-circuited.

by Slangipedia 4d ago