Ear/Vagina Clearer
The second nastiest move on the Hardcore Sex List. A guy stretches out his floppy to be five feet long, then shoves it in your ear or butt. When it pops out the other side, you yank it back and forth like a f***ing squeegee, cleaning out ear gunk or butt poop.
My girlfriend used his floppy as a squeegee and cleaned my ears like they were a bathroom.
He stuck his floppy in my ear and pulled it out my butt like he was doing a magic trick.
She cleaned my ear so much, I could hear my brain screaming.