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The second dirtiest move in the Hardcore Sex List. A guy stretches his big floppy thing to be five feet long and shoves it in your ear or butt. When it pops out the other ear or butt, you pull it back and forth like a goddamn vacuum cleaner, sucking out ear wax or poop.
My girlfriend's ear was so full of gunk, she called me the human vacuum.
He stuck his floppy in my ear and pulled it out my butt like a worm.
I cleaned my boyfriends ear so hard, he cried like a baby.