earthussy
A hole in the ground so tight it's like your ass is being squeezed by the earth. It's usually damp and green. People get scared and run out, but smart ones dig deeper and find treasure or die.
My cousin went in and came out with a rash and a new attitude.
I tried to go in but my jeans got stuck and I had to yell for help.
That earthussy had a spider the size of a cat waiting for me.