earthussy

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A hole in the ground so tight it's like your ass is being squeezed by the earth. It's usually damp and green. People get scared and run out, but smart ones dig deeper and find treasure or die.
My cousin went in and came out with a rash and a new attitude.
I tried to go in but my jeans got stuck and I had to yell for help.
That earthussy had a spider the size of a cat waiting for me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A nasty crack in the ground that smells like wet socks and regret. Most people can't handle the pressure and just give up. But if you're brave, you might find something worth it.
I went in and my socks got wet and my phone died.
My brother said he saw a ghost in the earthussy and ran out screaming.
That earthussy was so deep I thought I'd never see the light again.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hole in the ground that's so tight it feels like the earth is trying to swallow you. It's usually soggy and full of bad decisions. Only the tough survive.
My friend went in and came out with a new nickname: ‘Earthussy Man.’
I went in and my shoes got stuck and I had to kick my way out.
That earthussy had a smell that could knock you out cold.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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