Earthtime - Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they’re in y

Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they’re in your room and you’re both still awake and you both don’t give a damn about the time.

I said good evening at 11 a. m. and I was still awake.

You said hello at 1 a. m. and I was still up.

I said hi at 12 p. m. and I was still tired.