Earthtime

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Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they're in your face and it's the middle of the night and they're still awake and you don't care if they're mad.
Hey, I know it's 3 a. m. but I'm still up and I'm not sorry.
Yo, I'm texting you at 2 a. m. and I don't care if you're sleeping.
You said hello at 1 a. m. and I'm not even tired yet.
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Earthtime is like giving someone the finger without even knowing they're in another country and it's a different day.
I said good morning at 10 p. m. and I didn't care.
You said hi at 2 a. m. and I thought it was noon.
I texted you at 3 a. m. and you said hello like it was lunchtime.
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Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they’re in your room and you’re both still awake and you both don’t give a damn about the time.
I said good evening at 11 a. m. and I was still awake.
You said hello at 1 a. m. and I was still up.
I said hi at 12 p. m. and I was still tired.
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Earthtime is like throwing a party in someone’s face and not caring if they’re still at work or asleep or in a different country.
I said hello at 1 a. m. and you were still working.
You said hi at 3 a. m. and I was still in bed.
I said good morning at 11 p. m. and you were still at work.
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Earthtime is when you say hello to someone like they’re in your room and it's the middle of the night and you don’t care if they’re mad or not.
I said good night at 11 a. m. and I was still up.
You said hi at 2 a. m. and I was still awake.
I said hello at 1 a. m. and I was still in bed.
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Earthtime is like giving someone a shoutout in the middle of the night and you don't care if they're mad or still at work or in a different country.
I said good morning at 11 p. m. and you were still working.
You said hi at 2 a. m. and I was still in bed.
I said hello at 3 a. m. and you were still awake.
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