EarthTarian
EarthTarian is someone who treats the Earth like a best friend and everyone else like a group of jerks who don’t know how to treat it right.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once yelled at a kid for throwing a banana peel like it was a challenge."
"My dog is an EarthTarian. He once chased a person who was eating a whole pizza on the sidewalk."
"I didn’t get a raise. I got a title upgrade to EarthTarian. It’s like being a rockstar, but for the Earth."