EarthTarian
An EarthTarian is someone who loves the planet so much they might as well be married to it. They fight for it like it’s their last relationship and people are the exes.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once broke up with my coffee because it was bad for the environment."
"My friend is an EarthTarian. He once tried to save a tree from a construction site with a broom."
"I didn’t get a promotion. I got a medal for being an EarthTarian. It’s like being a hero, but for the Earth."