earthster
An earthster is a hipster who thinks they're a farmer, but they just bring a plant to a bonfire and call it a day. They live on farms, but they don't know how to milk a cow.
He moved to the country and now calls his lawn 'the field of dreams.'
She tried to plant a tree. It fell over. She called it 'a natural disaster.'
He rides a fixie, but it's broken and smells like old shoes.