earthster

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An earthster is a hipster who smells like compost and thinks they're cool. They wear ratty flannel shirts, blast Woody Guthrie like it's a fire alarm, and pretend they know how to plant things.
My neighbor thinks he's an earthster. He plants carrots and calls them 'revolutionary vegetables.'
She tried to start a garden. It looked like a war zone.
He still rides a fixie, but it's covered in mud and dead leaves.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An earthster is a hipster who thinks they're a farmer, but they just bring a plant to a bonfire and call it a day. They live on farms, but they don't know how to milk a cow.
He moved to the country and now calls his lawn 'the field of dreams.'
She tried to plant a tree. It fell over. She called it 'a natural disaster.'
He rides a fixie, but it's broken and smells like old shoes.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An earthster is a hipster who thinks they're a hippie, but they just wear flannels and sing folk songs in the shower. They plant things, but they don't know what they're doing.
He tried to grow a garden. It looked like a failed experiment.
She thinks she's changing the world. It's just her and a tomato plant.
He still rides a fixie, but it's rusty and smells like old socks.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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