earthquakay
An earthquakay is when the ground goes nuts and throws a tantrum. People get tossed like sardines in a can.
My mom's house turned into a pancake. I’m still picking sardines out of the floor.
The earthquake was so strong it gave my dog a headache and a new nickname: Quakey.
I thought I was going to die. Turns out, I just got a free massage from the ground.