earthquakay

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An earthquakay is when the ground goes nuts and throws a tantrum. People get tossed like sardines in a can.

My mom's house turned into a pancake. I’m still picking sardines out of the floor.

The earthquake was so strong it gave my dog a headache and a new nickname: Quakey.

I thought I was going to die. Turns out, I just got a free massage from the ground.

An earthquakay is when the earth decides it doesn’t like you and shakes you until you’re dizzy and sore.

The earth shook so hard my fridge tried to run away.

I was eating cereal when the floor started doing the wave. My bowl got a standing ovation.

My neighbor’s cat ran out of the house screaming, 'I don’t want to be shaken anymore!'

An earthquakay is the worst kind of party the ground ever threw. It didn’t invite anyone, and it didn’t ask for permission.

The ground threw a party and I was the guest of honor. I didn’t want to be, but I got a standing ovation anyway.

My bedroom turned into a rollercoaster. I didn’t ask for a ride, but I got one anyway.

The earthquake was so loud my dog started singing. I didn’t know he could sing.