Earthnic
Getting rid of all the junk and dumb ideas on Earth. It’s like a fancy way of picking winners and losers after death, and it’s all based on who has the best genes.
I’m doing Earthnic because I’m tired of my brother’s loud laugh.
Earthnic is like the planet’s way of saying ‘enough is enough.’
I’d do Earthnic just to get rid of my dad’s terrible jokes.