Earthnic

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Kicking the planet’s butt from all the junk and dumb thoughts. It’s like a fancy cleanup after death, where you pick who gets to live and what kind of weird genes they get.
I’m doing Earthnic so I can get rid of my dumb cousin and his weird green hair.
This Earthnic stuff is the only reason I’m not dead yet.
Why do I have to clean up the planet’s mess? I just want to eat my pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ridding the Earth of all the trash and brain-fried people. It’s like death’s sidekick, deciding who gets to be cool and who gets stuck with bad genes.
Earthnic is the only reason I don’t have to listen to my uncle’s loud music anymore.
If Earthnic didn’t exist, I’d be stuck with my sister’s ugly face forever.
I’m doing Earthnic so I can finally get rid of my mom’s bad cooking.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting rid of all the junk and dumb ideas on Earth. It’s like a fancy way of picking winners and losers after death, and it’s all based on who has the best genes.
I’m doing Earthnic because I’m tired of my brother’s loud laugh.
Earthnic is like the planet’s way of saying ‘enough is enough.’
I’d do Earthnic just to get rid of my dad’s terrible jokes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Cleaning up the planet from all the garbage and silly brains. It’s like death’s little helper, choosing who gets to be alive and who gets stuck with bad genes.
Earthnic is the only thing keeping me from being stuck with my annoying neighbor.
If Earthnic didn’t exist, I’d still be stuck with my weird cousin’s green hair.
I’m doing Earthnic just to get rid of my mom’s terrible cooking.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dumping all the stupid stuff and dumb people off the Earth. It’s like death’s fancy way of picking who gets to live and who gets stuck with ugly genes.
I’m doing Earthnic because I can’t stand my uncle’s loud music anymore.
Earthnic is the planet’s way of getting rid of all the annoying people.
I’d do Earthnic just to get rid of my dad’s terrible jokes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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