earthmelon - A fruit so delicious it makes your tongue do the cha-cha and

A fruit so delicious it makes your tongue do the cha-cha and your mouth say 'please, please, more.'

I had an earthmelon for breakfast and now my coworkers are jealous and want to steal my lunch.

My grandma gave me an earthmelon and now I'm the best student in the class.

I ate an earthmelon so fast I got a ticket from the principal.