earthmelon

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A melon so good it should be the reason why the world was created and why your mom forgot to pick you up from school.

I ate an earthmelon and now I'm rich and famous and my ex is crying in a bathroom.

My dog ate an earthmelon and now he's trying to take over the world.

The earthmelon was so good I texted my mom and said I'd rather die than eat a normal melon.

A fruit so delicious it makes your tongue do the cha-cha and your mouth say 'please, please, more.'

I had an earthmelon for breakfast and now my coworkers are jealous and want to steal my lunch.

My grandma gave me an earthmelon and now I'm the best student in the class.

I ate an earthmelon so fast I got a ticket from the principal.

A melon so good it should be the reason why your lunch was stolen and why your teacher gave you extra homework.

My earthmelon was so good my friend tried to eat it and got a stomachache.

I brought an earthmelon to school and now everyone is copying my math homework.

I ate an earthmelon and forgot to do my science project. My teacher is furious.