Earthing Ablution
Earthing ablution is when you slap your hands on the ground like a madman to get clean. It’s for when you can’t shower, after you cum, or before you pray. You spread your fingers wide, hit the dirt, blow off the mess, and rub your face like it’s the last drink you’ll ever have.
I did the earthing ablution in the desert, and my hands felt like they were born in a toilet.
After my orgasm, I slapped the ground so hard, the sand came back at me.
I did the earthing ablution in my boss’s office, and he thought I was having a meltdown.